Self-Care or Bust Neon Journal – Funny Softcover Wellness Journal for Women | Mental Health, Gratitude and Lazy Girl Routines

Rest is productive. Wine is medicinal. Boundaries are sacred.
Give your burnout a glow-up with the “Self-Care or Bust” Neon Journal—a luxe, sassy softcover notebook that captures the magic of radical rest. Featuring a radiant illustration of a woman living her best robe-wrapped, candle-lit life (glass of wine included), this wellness journal radiates unapologetic calm and high-vibe aesthetic energy.

This isn’t just a notebook—it’s a middle finger to hustle culture and a love letter to your peace. Whether you’re doing a brain dump at midnight, gratitude journaling in bed, or scheduling your next “do-not-disturb” day, this neon self-care journal is your go-to wellness companion.

📘 Product Features:

• 📏 Size: 5.75" x 8" (14.6 x 20.3 cm) – fits in totes, bedside drawers, and your soft girl era

• 📄 Paper Quality: 80lb text (120gsm) – thick, buttery-smooth, and bleed-resistant

• ✂️ Perforated Pages: Easy-tear edges for stress-free use

• 💅 Cover Finish: Soft satin with rounded corners for a chic, polished feel

• 📚 Page Count: Choose from 100 or 200 lined pages (50 or 100 sheets)

• 📝 Bonus: 6 customizable inner pages (3 sheets) for rituals, reflections, and affirmations

• 🌍 Made with care: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

🎁 Perfect For:

• Wellness gifts for women, therapists, or self-care queens

• Journaling your glow-up, gratitude, moon phases, or “nope” moments

• Daily brain dumps, mental health routines, or stress relief writing

• Birthday gifts, holiday baskets, or treat-yourself days

🧼 Care Instructions:

Gently wipe the cover with a clean, dry cloth from the center outward to keep it fresh and fabulous.